Where do all the people go to get drunk?

I was going to start off by telling about bad lounge music, good, no great food, and expensive beer, but instead I'm laughing at the girls at the bar loudly asking where do all the young people go to get drunk. And I thought only Americans were this loud and obnoxious, but these are two German/Italian girls (at least I overheard one of them say that). We're in a village of 800 people, what do they expect. It's a tourist destination and the people who could afford a place like this are not going to be in their early 20's unless their last name is Hilton and even then it wouldn't be their money. Ok, back to my regularly scheduled post...